Monday, November 2, 2009

Chew Your Food Softly

Well, first let me say welcome to my blog. This is my first one and I don't know why I haven't done this sooner. What I'm going for here is to have fun and be completely unpredictable. I strive for unpredictability. I'm a big believer in fate and it was in your destiny, (yes, I'm personally talking to you reader) to take a look at my blog and if your reading this by now and haven't gone anywhere, might as well take a look around and see what's going on.

First off, I have to address the title of this post and this blog. I know the suspense is killing you, right? But do you realize how hard it is to come up with that killer, creative user name, email address, gamertag, or title? Like seriously the process sucks. A killer user name consists of three parts: creativity, laughability, and originality. Do you opt for the completely original one? or the one that makes grown men giggle? I make Brett Farve look like the most decisive person in the world when choosing my unique user names. And when you do think of a perfect one, its already been taken. The best gamertags/user names I've seen don't have numbers on the end or within the actual name. That's lame. So is CaPiTaLiZiNg every other letter. That's lame and annoying, a double whammy. I usually just end up using made up words (like my XBOX Live gamertag) or something that's on my mind at the time. which happens to be the way I came up with "Chew Softly." I cannot stand people who chew their food loud. I know someone who made pulling cotton candy off the stick sound like World War 3. And that's just what was happening when I was dreaming up this whole blog creation. Dude was chewing loudly, BAM, got my blog title. If you don't like it well I don't like you. It works for me and that's all that matters. Seeee ya,



  1. Tyler griffey didn't write this. Nice try

  2. You're a good writer. Go a little further and make sure you're using the correct form of your and you're and they're, their, and there. I have a feeling you know and just miss it sometimes. Your writing will be that much better. It really is good. I have bookmarked your blog and will be following it....not that you need to care or know who I am.

  3. I take back my previous comment. You do know and I have felt bad ever since I posted that previous comment. Totally wrong of me. My sincere apologies.

    Again, you're a very good writer...insightful, witty, funny.

  4. I also don't like it when people chew loudly. It really annoys me but I try not to think about it. It just seems like sometimes they don't care how loud they are
    By the way, I really enjoy your blog. And you're a great basketball player. Keep up the good work!

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