Monday, November 30, 2009

Dirty Laundry 8

Dear men who are embarrassing the rest of us,

This Public Service Announcement is directly referring to you. You know who you are. In an effort to ensure your protection and save you from humiliation and harm, please be advised by the following:

Gentlemen, I know its cold out but let’s keep the man scarves to a minimum.

It’s for your own good. You can thank me later.

One of the most annoying things ever is websites that automatically start playing music or video when you go to them. On occasion, it startles me so much and I get so pissed off it causes me to blog about it. (Go figure)

For those of you who are students, I hope you know what I’m talking about. What is with it with the chunks of hair stuck in the chairs at desks? Some chairs have bolts that go through the back of chairs that are normally found in classrooms, and usually these things are death traps for women with long hair. I just walked into my class and almost leaned back on a chunk of some poor girl’s hair that was left behind. Ladies, be on the watch out for these. (This is my attempt for my good deed of the day. My only hope is that if someone reads this, the next time when they sit down at one of these desks, they will check before they sit.)

This is a shout out to those ignorant people who when an elevator door opens up, they walk straight in without letting those already onboard the claustrophobic box out first.

And I want to give a shout out to women with body hair in all the wrong places.

Question: Those Mexicans with the cards on the Vegas Strip can flip, flick, shuffle, and deal with the best of them, right? So would there supremacy be a blackjack dealer? Is that how all blackjack dealers start out, dealing on the street working towards a promotion to a casino? I’m just wondering)


With Christmas fast approaching, I was pondering what I would get my girl for Christmas. I had a lot of good ideas, but kept coming back to this one. Do you think this would be sending the wrong message?

I hope not.


  1. I think that if your girl has a sense of humor anywhere close to yours, then she'll appreciate it (as long as it comes with something shiny like a necklace) :-)

    That video literally made me laugh out loud. Is it legal to laugh during finals week?

  2. Do you have a girlfriend?!