She looks good but she’s a Cubs fan, it wouldn’t work out. (Go Cards!)
She looks good but when the extensions come off, the contacts come out, and the implants go bad...we'll see how she looks then.
When using ketchup what’s more annoying? Opening individual packets or opening a brand new glass bottle?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land…..scary
Shout out to those people making money, legally and illegally but it is never okay, for whatever reason to post pictures of yourself holding your money on the internet. It makes you look like a tool.
Speaking of pictures on the internet, for those of you who take pictures of yourself in the mirror and upload them to the internet, I despise you.
For those of you that haven't been exposed to his way of comedy, I present to you, Bo Burnham
Quote of the day
"If what you did yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today."