Monday, November 2, 2009

Dirty Laundry 1

Starting a new thing where, what the title indicates, is a post all about what I've been thinking as of late.

Quick question, what do you think about before you go to sleep?

A)The next days work
B)What you will be wearing tomorrow in full detail?
C)Time travel
D) Your future/current spouse
E) Other (Please share)

  1. Nutter-Butters are a very under-rated cookie.
  2. Candy corn is the worst candy ever. (And yet, every year I forget so I try it on Halloween, gag, and then remember again.
  3. What would happen if J.D. Salinger and Mark Twain had a twitter account? What would they tweet?
  4. Women should never intercede with their opinions of facial hair. It’s a surefire way to ruin dreams.
  5. What would happen if I hired two private detectives to follow each other?

1 comment:

  1. 1) Candy corn is not the worst. Kit Kat bars are.

    2) J.D. Salinger would complain a lot. Mark Twain would 1) offer ways to fix problems rather than just complain about them and 2) intelligently make fun of other people (and they would never know).

    3) But women are always right! :-)

    4) They would develop paranoid personality disorder and they would self-combust.